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“Can’t talk. Gotta steal.” 😂

I would eat a daily lemon for my 10am Calculus class :3

How ironic that just when he’s talking about stealing candy, his own candy vanishes

RIP

What the hell are "invisible eggs"?!?

Griffin catching the bit-ball and running straight to the end zone on this one 😂

One time, there was a Rip-stik out of the packaging at a Walmart and I rode it around. An employee told me "You need to take that thing and get out of here young man!" Thanks random old Walmart lady, you a real one.

...wtf

Just a heads up: Loss Prevention CAN detain you, physically if they have to, so long as it doesn't cause injury. If they have irrefutable evidence that you're shoplifting, LP agents will detain your ass until the cops get there, so long as the cops show up within an hour. It's called Shopkeeper's Privilege, and they have the legal authority to do so long as they use reasonable force.

It's just Homer and the shrimp buffet all over again.

Nice Opinion. One small issue...im from Scotland and i have no idea what the fuck you're talking about

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Travis really elevated this bit with "You'll send me back to hell!"

griffin having conniptions over how much pizza is chill to eat is classic Dude With Chronic Tummy Ouchies folly

That fuckin bait and switch at 1:53 So beautiful. You thought the bit had changed but no, same bit

Griffin's face is so disgustingly cheeky and mischievous, I love it

"And calls us Daddy" was a fun little interjection from Justin

rip to all of us with whimsical contraption bodies

I like to eat apples microwaved

Marcille trying to explain the concept of souls to Laios and Senshi.

none of you have been arrested by Travis. that is literally the end of the discussion

"You can't value people less than a good hot cup of bean juice" is absolutely preposterous and false. You have to be a pretty incredible person for me to enjoy your company over a hot coffee.

The fact that they deadass wrote “I like it, so why not” is fucking insane. How do you not realize that you’re a self centered prick when you steal all the pepperoni because you like it.

I watch this every birthday lol

was this the unsung birth of riddle me piss?

what i wanna know is how the beached whale winds up at a lakeside cabin

My favorite thing about this is Travis going: “Words MEAN things!” its so ironic

It's incredible none of them suggesting hiding the candy bowl

I’m so sorry, you WENT TO DASHCON? I am watching StrangeAeons’ video right now and your name came up. Dude, it sounded fun. OMG what was it like? What fandom were/are you a part of?

Amazing XD

First watched this video a couple years ago, knew nothing about Dune, I just thought like “Gom Jabbar” was a weird way of saying “gum jabber” like it’s to poke your gums?????? And just thought they were being silly with the Litany thing. Fast forward to a couple months ago, I got really into Dune and watched the 2021 and 2024 movies. The gom jabbar was mentioned and the litany was used and I went “ohhhhhhhh”

"If you mix chocolate and fruity sweets" Genuinely forgot smarties weren't chocolate in america. We call them rockets/sweettarts here in canada and our smarties are like, mnm's but flatter and worse.

funny that all the foods they listed as being socially acceptable to microwave are foods that were already cooked prior to being put in the microwave. The fruit equivalent to microwaving spaghetti or pizza is microwaving cobbler or pie, not plain grapes

I thought Griffin's drink was labelled "smut"

Okay but it would be interesting to see them cancelled by everyone ever. Nothing to ruin a person’s reputation like actually existing.

Greatest musical since Reptar On Ice.

...so this is a reference to 'gum jabber', right? It looks like a toothpick.

Pepper-OWN-IHS

“Just like Batman does” perfect ending

Every time I’m feeling life is meaningless I watch this and it doesn’t change my perspective but it’s entertaining nonetheless

justin calling Ben Franklin a president and no one noticing kills me

It's illegal for the store to punish employees for shoplifting

Your action has effected everyone in line, but you only asked one person for permission and only offered that one person compensation.

Tid liquit

Seriously, what kind of doctor says to do this? That sounds like a healthy bmi.

At my old job, the in-store radio was seemingly just a 7 or 8 song playlist of all dirt country songs. Fast Car was on that playlist, so i heard it several times a day, and i thought of this every time.

I GOT A PIZZA AD ON THIS 💀💀

Every time they said tit liquid I keep thinking in my mind lit tiquid

"Bad news, he saw you."😨